Murphy – The Human Pinata

I have long since ceased to be amazed by two things in life- a) the capacity of women to twist your words to make you sound like a tool and b) how rubbish football pundits are. Considered, at least by their employers, as experts in their field they seem to have built...

Gatesys Weekend Roundup

They say things even themselves out over the course of a season. Well already this season it’s looking like we’re due some good luck coming our way soon. What with bad challenges, injuries to key players and this weekend a some what suspicious goal being given against...

Sam, The Two of Us Need Look No More…

I’m a big man. I can stand up and admit that I was wrong about something and I think this may be one of the occasions. I was wrong about ‘Big Sam.’ It turns out he’s brilliant. Since their dubious tactics for the goal they scored against us at the weekend I’ve heard...

Don’t panic!

Well, bums. That’s pretty much all I can say in response to the news that Bobby Zamora faces a 5 month absence following the surgery on his broken leg and ligament damage. Much has already been said about how Mousa Dembele is keen to step up to fill the void (not that...

Dembele speaks sense

Not only is he wowing everyone with his skills on the pitch, but Moussa Dembele comes across as a thoroughly nice chap in interviews too. Following his brace which ensured all three points for Fulham on Saturday, there are interviews with our new striker in the Daily...