Gatesy’s Very Superstitious

I am a worried man. I know that I‘ve cost Fulham points before and I probably will do again. Thinking back I’m the one to blame for Forlan scoring deep into injury time. People have told me I’m an idiot and that it wasn’t down to me, but I know they’re only trying to...

Gatesys Weekend Roundup

Whenever I stumble across the film Groundhog Day on Channel Five of a Sunday afternoon it always gets me to thinking. What would I do if I knew everything was going to carry on being the same, everyday? Would I just grin and bare it, continuing to make the same...

Murphy – The Human Pinata

I have long since ceased to be amazed by two things in life- a) the capacity of women to twist your words to make you sound like a tool and b) how rubbish football pundits are. Considered, at least by their employers, as experts in their field they seem to have built...

Gatesys Weekend Roundup

They say things even themselves out over the course of a season. Well already this season it’s looking like we’re due some good luck coming our way soon. What with bad challenges, injuries to key players and this weekend a some what suspicious goal being given against...

Gatesy’s Football Improvement Master plan

Now, I’m pretty sure that when Sep Blatter finally gets ousted from his position at FIFA there’s only one place the sports governing body are gonna come looking for his replacement; Châteaux Gatesy. If you ask me I’m pretty much a shoe in for the job, so much so I’ve...