Now its something I’ve suspected it for a while now, but today some research has confirmed that us Fulham fans are beautiful. Well, the second most beautiful group of supporters in the league actually, but that’s pretty good. According to the research by Sky the only team with prettier supporters than us are Liverpool. At the other end of the spectrum of the loveliness scale are, somewhat unsurprisingly in my opinion, Portsmouth fans.
Dean Cleary-Patterson, the man detailed with the reponislity of perving on the massed ranks of football fans, sorry compiling the research explained “We typically take into account a whole range of aspects of a person’s appearance, from the symmetry of their features to the glossiness of their hair.”
Well done us!
Oh, and if you’re interested here’s the full table:
The Premier League Beauty Table
1. Liverpool
2. Fulham
3. Tottenham Hotspur
4. Sunderland
5. Chelsea
6. Newcastle United
7. Arsenal
8. Bolton Wanderers
9. West Ham United
10. Manchester United
11. Derby County
12. Middlesborough
13. Manchester City
14. Birmingham City
15. Aston Villa
16. Everton
17. Wigan Athletic
18. Blackburn Rovers
19. Reading
20. Portsmouth
Not exactly new news eh? This story came out over a year ago!!
I don’t think the playing staff will feature very high in any ranking looks wise. I really see it as something Marrk Hughes needs to focus on : )
Btw … Wish MAF would not be such a poor Gentlemen in regards to Roy. Just makes him look like a nasty old man.
“research by Sky ”
You’ve only got to watch 10 minutes of Sky News to appreciate what must go into their research.
Sky are the ugliest people in football.
No matter the relevance of this, how the hell did Wet Spam get a Top 10 position?
Sorry I kept us from topping the table.