You’ve got to love Tribal Football. They are good at cutting and pasting, but they manage to botch even the simplest of stories.

I think it would be a major surprise if John Pantsil was thinking about leaving Fulham after one of the most successful seasons of his career when the club had reached Europe and he became established as a regular Premier League right back. What’s more there was no reported interest in the Ghana defender. Having signed only a year ago, he’s more likely to be happy to be here rather than glad he stayed.

I love playing European games so I’m very glad I’m here. I rest well, I don’t go out much, I stay at home with my family and I can sleep any time I want. I can get on a plane and get to sleep straight away.

I wish I had Pantsil’s power of sleep.