A promising attempt to sum up the challenge that faces Roy Hodgson is spoilt by one of the most entertaining diagrams you’ll see in any of the Sunday papers. Surely it wouldn’t have killed the News of the World to do some research?

They should be congratulated for getting our starting line-up bang on. All it needed for that was for someone to have a look in the archives. But look at our second XI. Since when was Fredrik Stoor a left back? I don’t think I’ve ever seen Seol play in central midfield either. But never mind, it’s only little old Fulham, eh?