According to press reports, it seems like Fulham and Almeria are around £2m apart in their valuation of Kalu Uche.

The Sun, which describes Uche as a forward when he’s really an attacking midfielder, says Fulham have offered £2.2m whilst the Times says it was actually £2m. The Irish Independent says Almeria will want £4m if they are to sell the player.

The Sun also has one of those classic ‘please sign me’ quotes from the player himself:

To play for Fulham is a sensational prospect for me