There’s no excuse not to savour the beautiful goals from this afternoon.

Watch the comical manner in which Andy O’Brien flawlessly goes around his flummoxed goalkeeper and then lays it on a plate for our esteemed goalpoacher in Andy Johnson. You might want to hold your heads in your hands instead of contemplating just what it would take for one of our defenders to come charging out at an opponent carrying the ball towards the Fulham goal, mind you.

The second half highlights are much better. Some more comical defending for the second goal. Starring Andy O’Brien and also a bizarre approach for goal prevention from Ricardo Gardner. Clint Dempsey’s pass and Dio’s finish are quite simply sublime.