Another day, another lazy Jimmy Bullard story.

The Daily Mail reckons that our loveable midfielder is at the top of Gareth Southgate’s January shopping list as a replacement for the out-of-favour Gary O’Neill, who seems to be on his way back to Pompey. Never mind that Bullard has said that he wants to stay with us, Roy Hodgson wants to keep him and that he’d be unlikely to swap mid-table security (at the moment) for a relegation scrap.