I know I shouldn’t but I get worried when a see a transfer rumour linking Jimmy Bullard away from the Cottage.
That sounds plausible enough (in comparison with some of the other ‘journalism’ we’ve read) until later in the piece when the journalist mentions that:
Both Harry Redknapp at White Hart Lane and Roy Keane at the Stadium of Light want a naturally left-footed player to balance their teams.
Naturally left-footed, eh? Have they been watching the same Jimmy Bullard?
Just another reason to doubt what you read in the soaraway Sun.