I know I shouldn’t but I get worried when a see a transfer rumour linking Jimmy Bullard away from the Cottage.

Apparently, Jimmy’s the subject of a tussle between Spurs and Sunderland and is set to leave Fulham on a £4m transfer if he fails to win a new contract at the Cottage.

That sounds plausible enough (in comparison with some of the other ‘journalism’ we’ve read) until later in the piece when the journalist mentions that:

Both Harry Redknapp at White Hart Lane and Roy Keane at the Stadium of Light want a naturally left-footed player to balance their teams.

Naturally left-footed, eh? Have they been watching the same Jimmy Bullard?

Just another reason to doubt what you read in the soaraway Sun.