There is an evil rumour flying around SW6 that the new coach isn’t who he claims to be. The first tip off was when we could spot a yet unnamed Fulham player naked on a huge wall in central London. In close vicinity Lawrie was spotted asking complete strangers what the best parts of that players body was…

 

 

 

It is still unknown what body part “won”, but the grapevine tells us that it has not gone down well with the squad at all. (The female fans seem, however, to have taken a keener interest in Sanchez doings).