Fulham have announced that they have more chefs than signings in an extraordinarily-timed social media intervention this afternoon.

It’s terrific that the moneyed few in the Riverside Stand will be able to enjoy top-notch fine dining, but with Marco Silva fuming at a lack of summer recruitment, it seems extremely tone deaf to have trumpeted this on the official social media accounts.

What will the Hammersmith End sing on Sunday? ‘More chefs than signings’?