In the TOOFIF golden era, David Lloyd used to be able to fill pages of his fantastic Fulham fanzine with examples of the local and national media making basic mistakes when attempting to cover Fulham Football Club. The ‘near enough is good section’ would regularly feature contributions from the sub-Standard, but often contained gems from the national media as well.

Alas, David is now only found fulminating in H5 or in the pages of the national newspapers, but Gary Jacob’s match report on Rodrigo Muniz’s rescue act at Brighton yesterday contained this curious paragraph after the journalist hailed Josh King’s energetic display:

Fulham have been here before when producing talented youngsters, such as Patrick Roberts, Harvey Elliott and Ryan Sessegnon, none of whom really made the big impact at the club that was imagined when they burst on to the scene as teenagers.

The glaring issue with that characterisation of the Fulham academy’s past is obvious. Neither Roberts nor Elliott stuck around long enough to threaten the first team after their initial introduction as teenagers. The former came off the bench to help Sunderland turnaround the Championship play-off final at Wembley last year and might have been better advised to remain at Craven Cottage rather than make the move to Manchester City. Elliott might have excelled at Liverpool but is now looking to further his career elsewhere and the suggestion that Sessegnon didn’t fulfil his potential in SW6 is downright insulting.

The Roehampton wonderkid did everything he possibly could to a) get Fulham to the top flight and b) keep them there and his career has only been revived by his return to the Cottage. Sessegnon scored the goal that levelled the play-off semi-final against Derby in 2018 before setting up Tom Cairney’s winner at Wembley and left for Spurs having scored 25 goals in 120 games. The point Jacob wanted to make would have been better illustrated by the example of Matt O’Riley leaving Motspur Park having been offered a contract and converting the penalty that put Albion ahead yesterday, but he missed that open goal.

The Times might not be the paper it was after they ditched Henry Winter for the monotonous Martin Samuel, but Gary Jacob is usually better than that. Near enough is good enough indeed.